Stephen Goldstone, an assistant clinical professor of surgery at Mount Sinai Hospital and a specialist in anorectal disease and gay men's health. 'I usually tell patients to just put a towel down on those fancy sheets and go for it,' said Dr. What's really the best way to douche? The answer surprised me-according to medical experts, you probably shouldn't be doing it at all. In the interest of all my dirty bottoms out there, I asked a few doctors what one should do to prevent horror stories like George's. Or so many within the gay community think. It's a messy reality of taking dick up your butt: If you don't want to end up with a disappointed top and a gross sex situation on your hands, a courteous bottom needs to douche beforehand. Like the asses they irrigate, douches come in all shapes and sizes, from readily available Fleet brand saline bottles to complicated shower contraptions for seasoned vets.
Among bottoms, learning the art and science of douching-using an enema, syringe, or hose to flush out the rectal cavity before getting rammed to high heaven-is a sacred rite of passage.
